I HATE EXAMS!!!!

alright~
the title is I Hate Exams~
but~
i'm not here to talk all just about how much I HATE EXAMS~
even though i REALLY HATE THEM~

actually~
today's the first day of my FREAKING big exam~
i still have 4320 mins, 72 hours, 3 days to go~
before i can really go to heaven~

last friday~
i went back to my old school~
met some friends there~
and a new boyfriend~
how weird~
but it's nice~
so thinking bout where to go this saturday~
well i think that we should go hang out~
and that is the first great idea that we both agree on~
so that's set~
we'll go hang out~

last night~
i had a freaking beautiful nightmare~
well~
it's about a boy i had a crush on last time~
i think that crush is over by now~
that's what i think~
i read on a article before~
saying that, when you dreamt bout that person u know~
means that person is thinking of you or missing you~
if that's true~
i'll be happy for my entire life~

so i'm kinda having a break from my book~
sometimes i wish that English essay exams could be more lively~
if you have no idea bout what's lively~
here are some example questions:
1) It's 1 am in the morning you are writing a blog. Write a post that you would most likely post at that time.
2) You are representing your whole class to write a complaint letter about your teacher that you hate the most to the principle.
3) If you were the principle for a day, what would you do? Will you fire all the teacher? Will you play a game with the students? Will you ignore the complaints from the parents? Write all the things that you would do, and elaborate the points to make it more interesting.
4) Write a report about how you fuck with you mate.
5) I hate _______( ants, bugs, snakes, cat etc.)

If there were this kind of questions~
i'd write a whole lot page for the teachers~
and i'd definitely ace the exam!!

well there best be some objective questions like:
you are advise to choose the best answer that suites the dialog.
21)A: You ______! Watch where you're going!
          a. FREAK               c. BASTARD
          b. BRAINLESS       d. BRAINLESS FREAK
22)B: _________! If you're so smart you won't bump into me!
          a. DAMN                c. ASS HOLE
          b. FUCK                d. IDIOT
above are all examples. not real exams questions. photo copies are allowed.

if you can answere all questions, you are a GENIUS.