stab me with a lollipop

does it make a difference getting stabbed by a lollipop compared to a knife?

most probably no. cause it is still gonna hurt. 

but the difference is it's gonna look stupid on your death certificate under the column reason of death

"stabbed by lollipop"

well there's also another difference is that when you get stabbed it seems sweet but on the other hand it still hurts like a motherfucker. 

what ever you do, never stab yourself with a lollipop.

and don't stab others with lollipop also.

All through my life, i'd rather be the one holding the knife rather than the one holding the shield. 

its better that way, so that no one is gonna hurt you.

and at any day i would have gladly stabbed that knife at anyone, not from behind cause that is a bitch move, and i only do that if i have to.

but i would have never thought that this day would come, where i'd point the sharp end at myself.

but luckily someone switched the knife to a god damn lollipop.

so it would have a sweeter touch to it. 

just fckin kill me.